query of the day
SHELL GASOLINE STATION STAFF ARE AMAAAAAZZZZIIINNNNGGGG!!! whoever trains them — kudos!! they have this whole spiel like… : “good day ma’am, full tank po? v-power (which is their premium unleaded fuel).” “ok ma’am, [amount] [fuel] po, safety reminders lang po. please don’t use your phone and turn off your engine po!” ”Ma’am pa-check lang po, zero-zero (meaning the price counter on the fuel dispenser)” “Ma’am, wind shield?” “Ma’am check natin tubig at langis?” “Ma’am baka may basura kayo na gusto niyo ipatapon?” “Ma’am meron po kaming promo ngayon if mag-avail kayo ng Shell-Citi Card meron po kayong 5% rebate. Baka gusto niyo po mag-avail?” “Ma’am meron po kaming promo for every 2,500 worth of receipts at one station pwede na po kayo makakuha ng gift check from Jollibee or [this other company kinda like sodexo]” “Ma’am 500 na po. Salamat po and come again” and it’s so so cute when they say this and they look at the distance trying to remember verbatim their spiels…. lab et!!!




